Dick Hump 

1.any of a variety of creatures, or women that humps dick
2.The Act of humping dick.
3.Woman
4.Any man who looks up the word Dick, or Penis on the internet.

1."That dumb ass English teacher is is such a dick hump"
2."No I don't want a ride in your car, you dick hump!"
3."If you read this, you probably hump dick."

Dick Hump by Zebobbybird December 9, 2008

Dava Dick Hump n' Jump 

When you trip and fall onto a guitarist's dick, multiple times, while he's playing.

Dude, I was playing this gig last night and totally had someone Dava Dick Hump n' Jump me!

Dava Dick Hump n' Jump by GothicDemonBunny August 4, 2019

hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.

example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!

hump to the dick squared by allaroundperfect August 23, 2006

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016

Faggot Humping Dick Bishop 

Quite possibly the worst insult ever.

Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.

Robot: Why the fuck do you use my phone to call sluts!?
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--

Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!

Faggot Humping Dick Bishop by wutwutindabutt May 26, 2008