Dick Goo 

That shit that cums out of your twelve inch train of pain when you get excited.

I was fuckin your mom last night, but she threw me out cause I got dick goo all up in her hair. It was a sticky mess.

Dick Goo by Rebecca Klein March 5, 2008

Dick Googler 

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.

"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."

Dick Googler by HottieNanako May 10, 2010

Dick Dick Goose 

The act of where 5 or more women go on thier hands and knees in a circle. One man walk around the circle and spanks each one (while saying "Dick"). Once "Goose" is yelled out, that woman will engage in doggystyle (bootysex) with the man. STD's and Crabs are often a result of this game.

"Hey ladies, want to head back to my place for a little game of Dick Dick Goose?"

Dick Dick Goose by Gucci Mane II January 4, 2010

Is that dick good? 

A gay porno in which two black men are having sexual intercourse.
The audio from said porno turned into a meme.

Q: Is that dick good?
A: Yes king!

Is that dick good? by hazyware October 2, 2023

Dick Smoking Gook 

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino

I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!

Dick Smoking Gook by Banana Fist June 24, 2009

dick lickin' good 

When something is so tasty that you'd lick a dick just to taste it.

Jo: My golly these are some dick lickin' good mashed pertaters!
Mo: *covers dick in mashed potatoes* Lick them off.
Jo: Coitanly, because those pertaters are dick lickin' good!

dick lickin' good by Big Dan the Big Man February 28, 2008

Dick sporting goods 

When you to sexy for your mirror so you take your relationship to the next level. THAt DICK SpoRTINg GOOD ahahahahha

Yo dick sporting goods what is gold

Dick sporting goods by Shavahn104 December 11, 2018