Dick Feeding

While receiving a blowjob jerking off the shaft of the penis while the tip of your penis is sucked...(Most common in men who take forever to reach climax)

I was totally Dick Feeding her last night when I couldn't bust a nut!

Dick Feeding by Mcrulz282 July 26, 2011

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Dick Feeding

Dick feeding describes the event wherein the shotgun of a penis shaped piece is being managed by a fellow smoker/innocent bystander whilst the individual taking the hit uses two lighters to cherry the bowl as he or she embraces him or herself for what can only be described as a godlike hit.

"Yo Derek, feed me that dick man."

"Give me your hand mayne, it's dick feeding time."

Dick Feeding by lolwhatupmayne September 8, 2009

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Dick Feeding • Dick Feelings • feeling-less dick • Dickweeding • dick • Dick Cheney • dick wad • dick weed • dick flick • dick ass

Dick Feelings

A woman's sexual attraction to a man, with no other feelings towards him.She is strictly desiring sex from this man.

"Oh my gosh girl look at that guy he is sexy!! I definitely have dick feelings for him"

Dick Feelings by apbens24 September 29, 2013

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feeling-less dick

A guy with no feelings (i.e. asshole, mean, jerk, heartless).

A dick with no feeling.

My boyfriend is such a feeling-less dick. I mean it's like he has no care in the world about anything.

feeling-less dick by Dr. Gbaby May 7, 2012

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Dickweeding

The removal process of the Dickweeds from social media so to heal your brain and eyes from the unbelievable dumb.

FRIEND: What are you up to on this glorious day?

Me: Oh me? I've been busing Dickweeding all day!

Dickweeding by Funny ones September 23, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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