dick whipped

Woman who goes crazy about her man and would do anything to prove that she loves him.

dick whipped girl:(gives guy a gift for valentines day)
guy:(takes it) o dam i forgot it was valentines day
girl: what?(cry)
guy: hey why r u crying i thought u loved me?
girl: i do
guy: Fucking LIAR prove it
(they fuck and they are both happy again)

by dont_worry August 19, 2007

dick whipped

(1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

"she's so dick whipped she cut me off like it was nothing."
"it's her loss."

by meggymcgoowright July 31, 2017

Dick Whipped

The female version of "pussy whipped." When the dick is so good.. that when laid out by the goodness.. you lose all track of time and thought.

Girl 1: ive been misreading IMS all noght

Girl 2:Too much sex? XD~

Girl 1: LMAO I WAS JUST ABOUT 2 SAY THAT!! Ive been dick whipped.

by Lexyione February 10, 2011

Dick-whipped

The act of a female being so head over heels in-love with her man's penis, AND his skill in using it(along with his other enhanced love-making skills), he has her deeply IN to him; giving no serious thought to any other man(because she is so dick-whipped by HIS penis)

Guy texts his GF or wife while at work: "Baby, wear something sexy for me when i come home. "
Her reply, "Sure, my Love. You know how 'dick-whipped' i am for you!"

by TropicalLady August 16, 2017

Dick Whipped

A woman that abides to the male penis.

He has me so "dick whipped" I cant even function without him and his member.

by lamoismynamo March 17, 2011

dick whipped

The circumstance in which a woman has became completely controlled by her man; The act of smacking the woman (usually across the face) with your cock.

a.\ My girl used to be bitchy till I put her in her place, now shes completely dick whipped and obeys me like a dog.

b.\ Yeah, while I have the girl sucking my nuts I usually will dick whip her once or twice to let her know shes a bitch.

by Dantis May 26, 2005

dick whipped

The act of using the semi-hard penis to literally (and laterally) whip the buns of a satiated female after fucking her dog-style. A crude sort of cleansing action, to shake off the spunk right after it's been immersed in the funk.

Circa Central California Mid-Eighties

"That big tit blonde, Betty, likes to get dick whipped as a sign of love."

by buffalo patty April 23, 2005