Dick rider (adj)- One who is immensely devoted to multiple aspects of a certain topic not for the love of the game but purely for their own self gratifying needs.
by Jaymontana23 February 27, 2016
A low-life kid on xbox live and youtube that acts cool to people (especially anyone that is semi-known by people in the audiences targeted) just for their own personal gain, usually in a failing attempt to get well known themselves. This usually just results in them being made fun of and laughed at for being such a loser and failing at life.
"Dude did you see that faggot brocz0r and how he stole NeVeRm0r3's template cuz he is such a dick rider?"
"Yeah, he should just become a JR to someone cuz he's so random."
"Yeah, he should just become a JR to someone cuz he's so random."
by NeVeRm0r3 April 5, 2010
by mark zeman June 11, 2005
by Grrrbabygrrrrr February 8, 2011
A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion.
Did yall see that catch? He has to be the greastest of all time...carl that was one catch....1 great catch! Stop hating!....you a super dick rider
by Somerandomguy7 February 2, 2015
A Call of Duty player who points out an opposing player's Kill Death Ratio in a feeble attempt to divert attention from the fact that he just got fucked up in any of the various multiplayer matches. This KDR Dick Riding offender might point out the fact that his KDR is higher than yours (whether it is by 1.0 or 0.1 or whatever), or he might resort to desperate measures by doing the ultimate KDR Dick Riding act of advertising the KDR of one of his teammates. He does this even though he sucks and so does his own KDR. Either way, this douche is trying hide the fact that he and his team just got fucked up, and just might get fucked up again. A common defense measure of a KDR Dick Rider is to retreat out of the current lobby in which he just got murked. The discovery of this disgraceful C.O.D player, known as a KDR Dick Rider, is credited to JP-55... the founder of the uCry Clan. This act of KDR Dick Riding is a common response to The uCry Clan's exploitation of crying, whining, complaining players.
EXAMPLE 1:
uCry Clan Member: "We just fucked you guys up. You were talking all that shit in the pre-game lobby."
KDR Dick Rider: "Dude, your KDR is 1.12. You're garbage. Your clan sucks."
uCry Clan Member: "I don't give a shit about KDR. We just smashed on your squad, and you went 4-15 you nerd."
EXIT KDR Dick Rider
EXAMPLE 2:
uCry Clan Member: "We just fucked you guys up again. Didn't you just call us garbage because of our KDR?
KDR Dick Rider: "My boy (Insert gamer tag) has a 2.37 KDR."
uCry Clan Member: "I'm talking to you son. I don't give a shit what your KDR is. You suck. You got murked 20 times in that last match. Help your team you douche."
uCry Clan Member: "We just fucked you guys up. You were talking all that shit in the pre-game lobby."
KDR Dick Rider: "Dude, your KDR is 1.12. You're garbage. Your clan sucks."
uCry Clan Member: "I don't give a shit about KDR. We just smashed on your squad, and you went 4-15 you nerd."
EXIT KDR Dick Rider
EXAMPLE 2:
uCry Clan Member: "We just fucked you guys up again. Didn't you just call us garbage because of our KDR?
KDR Dick Rider: "My boy (Insert gamer tag) has a 2.37 KDR."
uCry Clan Member: "I'm talking to you son. I don't give a shit what your KDR is. You suck. You got murked 20 times in that last match. Help your team you douche."
by JP-55 May 17, 2013
A D1 Dick Rider is someone who continues to follow certain individuals because of their higher status (clout) in whatever environment they are in.
by Neverdride March 10, 2022