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3. Dick Punch
A punch bowl that has been spiked with severed male genitalia.
Me Hey can you pass the Dick Punch?
1. dick punch
the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.
I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)
by Kwelobus Dec 24, 2003 add a video
2. Dick Punch
A concussive blow from the dick used to demonstrate sexual prowess.
"Hey man, why did you just DICK PUNCH me?"
"Bro, I'm just so horny..."
"oh"
4. Dick Punch
The act of forcing an erection so quick, it seems as if is it's punching something.
I just dick punched this chick and gave her a black eye.
5. dick punch
a way to exclaim mass sexual desire for another
mike; check out that babe, she's so hot i just want to dick punch her asshole
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