by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023
- I'm worried about Obama's so called "Change we can Believe In."
-- Dude dont give me those Dick Fingers.
-- Dude dont give me those Dick Fingers.
by Samuel Aubin October 29, 2008
A person that has extremely fat fingers. The fingers look like dicks rather than fingers. The cause of this is unknown however speculation is that it is caused by an illness know as dickfingervitus. People with dick fingers should be encouraged to wear black gloves to give a slimming effect on the fingers.
Tommy your fingers are so fat ... looks like you have a case of the dick fingers.
John your fingers are as fat as my cock ... put on some gloves dick fingers
John your fingers are as fat as my cock ... put on some gloves dick fingers
by Dark Dan Brown October 14, 2009
Someone who fumbles every thing he picks up, catches and gives to anyone. Dick fingers shows up at the bar, in a football game, making a sandwich - everywhere you can imagine.
Dave: Hey Bob, pass the salt.
**Bob drops the salt shaker everywhere, ruining everyone's food**
Dave: You fucking Dick Fingers...
**Bob drops the salt shaker everywhere, ruining everyone's food**
Dave: You fucking Dick Fingers...
by The-Observatory.net March 15, 2005
by 4katy October 25, 2009
The use of air quotes while speaking to add dickish sarcasm, dickish irony, or a dickish euphemism to an otherwise innocuous word or phrase.
To show dickish sarcasm on an important and controversial issue: the politician throws up his dick fingers when he says the word "health" in the phrase "That's the extreme pro-abortion position, (a mothers) quote 'health.'"
by E. A. Friendly October 30, 2008
by Jodelle Michelle April 26, 2015