The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.
I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.
by drbinshore May 14, 2010
That person who thinks he/she is part of the group just because he follows you and your group around no matter how much you try to ditch him
Dick Buttkiss- Hey guys!
by coaster-toaster May 12, 2013