Diawof 

Die in a wall of fire; enhancement of Diaf Suggestion of how a person should be killed and by making it a wall of fire also implicate the stupidity of said person since it should not be too hard to avoid a stationary fire.

Henry: I nearly fell in love with that bitch, but then she ditched me for no reason
Andy: Don't mind her buddy, she should diawof

Diawof by Abeautifulmind November 14, 2011

diawf 

Die in a water fall

Me (Observer): send me momney
POKERBLUFFS: noones going to give you moeny, stop asking
Me (Observer): your going to go on a 20 buyin down swing
POKERBLUFFS: you are going to die in a waterfall (diawf)

diawf by LOLstruct September 4, 2009

diawf 

Die in a waterfall.

BBVDONK (Observer): send me momney
POKERBLUFFS: noones going to give you moeny, stop asking
POKERBLUFFS: you are going to die in a waterfall
POKERBLUFFS: diawf

diawf by !nternet. September 4, 2009

diaworried

The sudden panic that washes over you as you realize you are going to have diarrhea but you are not in an appropriate setting.

Laura: What's wrong? You're making a face.

Dave: That vegan burrito slid through me like a fat man at a water park and I'm diaworried. I need to find a bathroom NOW.

diaworried by lwarner6 July 2, 2011

diawaffle 

Medical condition occuring the morning after you drink multiple pots of Waffle House Coffee late the night before. Usually consists of bad breath and "the shits" (diarrhea).

Man, last night I downed so much of dat nasty ass Waffle House Coffee. This morning I had an awful case of diawaffle.

diawaffle by Aaron Reedy December 27, 2002

DIASOFS 

Die In a Storm Of Flying Spikes

Why don't you go DIASOFS!

DIASOFS by Kirsten Olson January 11, 2008

diawf 

Die in a Wraith Feeding. To wish one to have the life sucked out of them by the Wraith, the primary bad guys on Stargate Atlantis.

Why don't you diawf, jerk!

diawf by NoOneReallyImportant April 22, 2008