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2 definitions by lwarner6

 
1.
a bar in which most of the patrons look dejected or unenthusiastic; reeks of cigarette smoke; any upholstered furniture feels damp even though it isn't; usually has good drink prices to make up for the sadness. In Europe it may be known as a sad pub.
Mary Claire: Do you wanna go out and get a drink?
Laura: No, I don't have any money and I look like shit. I'll go to a sad bar though!
by lwarner6 April 01, 2011
 
2.
The sudden panic that washes over you as you realize you are going to have diarrhea but you are not in an appropriate setting.
Laura: What's wrong? You're making a face.

Dave: That vegan burrito slid through me like a fat man at a water park and I'm diaworried. I need to find a bathroom NOW.
by lwarner6 July 01, 2011