Detroit Triathlon

When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time

Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.

Detroit Triathlon by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009

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