Detroit Red Wings

The only team in the NHL that makes the New Jersey Devils seem exciting.

"How was the Detroit Red Wings-Devils game last night?"

"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."

by Soup Lover May 3, 2009

Detroit Red Wings

One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:

1. People from Michigan

2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.

Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.

by bloodredrage February 12, 2011

Detroit Red Wings

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008

Detroit Red Wings

NHL Ice hockey team.

Most OVERRATED Team in the NHL with the cockiest fans that think they can't be beat.(they can)

Jack: Remember June 12, 2009 when the Pittsurgh Penguins beat the Detroit Red Wings in their arena in game 7 to win the Stanley Cup?

Natalie: Yeah it was a great day in hockey

by natalie298755 October 4, 2009

Detroit Red Wings

the oldest team in the NHL not by age of franchise but by average age of players

brett hull played for the Detroit Red Wings he was like 57

by theevilpower November 16, 2005

Detroit Red Wings

The worst team in the NHL. The think they're so good with their Presidents Trophy, well they can shove it up their ass. They think they're so gret but they suck ass.

The Detroit Red Wings is so shitty the make the leafs look good.

by Dan69 March 2, 2007

Detroit Red Wings

Cocky, arrogant hockey team full of a bunch of sons of bitches who love themselves.

I fucking hate the Detroit Red Wings.

by HockeyChick June 4, 2005