Detroit, MI 

The place where Toronto, Canada ships it's garbage.

Mayor of Toronto: Oh no! What are we going to do with all this garbage?
City Councillor: No problem. It's okay, eh, we can just ship it to Detroit, MI.
Mayor of Detroit: Yeah, guys, it's okay with me.

Mayor of Toronto: Good work Councillor.

*privately to Councillor*
Mayor of Toronto: Now if only we could convince them to trade Hockey Teams with us.

Detroit, MI by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 12, 2010

Five Points Neighborhood (Detroit, Mi)

A neighborhood on the far northwest side of Detroit (ZIP 48219), right by Redford Township and Southfield. Known for its mix of city grit and suburban calm — tree-lined blocks, family homes, and the Rouge River cutting nearby.

But under the calm, Five Points (or 5PN / 5Point Nation) is home to a loose alliance of local Crip-affiliated street crews and tagger crews who run the area’s corners and walls. They’re not connected to the L.A. Crips, but rep their own Detroit-bred version of Crip culture.

Notable crews:
• W7M ETGC (Evergreen Telegraph Gangster Crips) – deep as hell and posted all along West Seven Mile aka “W7M”.
• Hyena Crips (83GC) – a super active street clique known for graffiti tags and rivalries around Five Points.
• ScoreGang (SCRG) – one of the better-known neighborhood crews.
• 24000 Blocc Crips (24BLK) – active along the westside stretch near Lahser.

“Yeah, bro from the Five Points Neighborhood (Detroit, Mi), that’s 5PN territory — Hyena Crips, ScoreGang (SCRG), all them blue rag dudes who crazy as fuck always tagging shit up, out by 7 Mile & Telegraph.”

Five Points Neighborhood (Detroit, Mi) by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025

detroit beach, michigan 

Heroin capital of Michigan. Detroit beach, like surrounding woodland beach and all the other beaches near it are home to the largest heroin addiction within the Midwest.

Often times, the residents are also pedophiles which is apparent due to the local sex offender registry. The average person has ten kids with ten different people and at least twelve needles spread throughout the floor of their home at any given time.

The population consists of more drug addicts than people,including dogs and the drug addicted fish in the lake from all the needle disposals.

Also home to the largest party slut population in the county, even rivaling the likes of Newport.

Tim : Yeah I went out to Detroit beach, michigan the other day, was going to swim but there were needles scattered like land mines all up and down the sand

Bob : Oh what a shock, somebody would probably molest your kids too out that way

detroit beach, michigan by MurderMitten May 11, 2016

Detroit Microwave 

Microwave from Detroit

"Yo man, where's your microwave from?"
"Detroit"
"Yo man, That's a fuckin Detroit Microwave"

Detroit Microwave by SillySausage42 September 4, 2022

Detroit Mile 

The distance from the couch to the fridge

Person 1: Commercial Break

Person 2: Time to walk the Detroit Mile

Detroit Mile by Mushka5 October 7, 2010

Detroit, Michigan 

A palce where the locals complain about others knowing nothing about them, even though in their hearts they know that only the rich neighborhood doesn't have Liquor stores, Gangs, and constant Gun fire.

Detroit Local: Have you ever been to Detroit, Michigan?

Stranger: No, but I know its a horrible palce.

Detroit: No, it's not, you can getp ast the bullets and drugs you know!

Stranger: Pull up your skirt sally, this is Urban Dicitonary, we want to have soemthign funny not you whining about how we judge your town.

Detroit, Michigan by Gunshotvictim298 March 6, 2011

Detroit min 

When it’s been 4 plus months since you been somewhere or see someone.

I haven’t been to the DIA in a Detroit min.

Detroit min by Mikey872 April 12, 2022