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Destination Deflation 

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.
Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation
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Defination 

A portmanteau of the words Definition and Defamation.

This is the act of going to the trouble of inaccurately defining a word on Urbandictionary just to make a private joke at the expense of a member of your extended social circle, who, since you'll have to go to the trouble of dragging them to a computer, telling them the Urbandictiony url to type in, and then telling them which is the one word out of thousands that personally mentions the name of the person to get any kind of reaction out of them, thus negating the possible humour from the act of the joke, (since this is like having to stop and explain a joke after telling it), and thereby confusing the issue for everyone else in the world who is obviously not either you and your two sniggering sychopantic hanger-ons who think this kind of thing is even remotely interesting or clever.
High School Kid 1: "Ha ha, look, i just wrote wrote a description for 'Gay Loser' and put Cecil McWeedy's name there".

High School Kid 2: "OMG u r so kewl! Wait until he sees that Defination, this is the funniest joke ever"

(the next day)

High School Kid 1: "It's been a day. He's going to be soooo mad".

High School Kid 2: "Yeah, everyone in school is going to be calling him Gay Loser".

(weeks later)

High School Kid 1: "He has to have seen it by now".

High School Kid 2: "Yeah, and everyone in the world knows he's a Gay Loser".

(months later)

High School Kid 1: "You know what would be really funny? If we showed him!"

High School Kid 2: "I'll get URL up and you bring him over. Let's do it".

High School Kid 1: "OMG, this will be so funny".

High School Kid 2: "Wait... it's not there anymore".
Defination by Legowombat July 28, 2008

Defination 

Defination means when a girl has trouble spelling definition this word is used to remind her on a regular basis of how limited and miniscule her knowledge level is
"The defination of that particular word is so accurate "
Defination by Cringe devta May 29, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026