Desperato 

1. A person who seems cool at first, but you soon realize that it's just because he's a brown nose.

2. A guy who will hook up with anything... and I mean EVERYthing...

1. "Man, I used to think he was kinda cool, but that mutha-fucka is mad annoying... Desperato to da max"

2. "Dude... she looks like a GUY - stop being such a Desperato, Jared!"

Desperato by Ben A April 22, 2006

Desperato 

A person who is so desparate that they kiss anyone

Jemma was extremely desparato for Pat (what was she thinking)

Desperato by Anonymous July 1, 2003

El desperato 

When is desperate, while in the mood, one might turn to his mother for foreplay!

That boy is el desperato!

El desperato by lala k.jnb,jv,j November 16, 2010

Desperanto 

A person or group who urgently want a word or phase to come into common usage, and because of this, overuse it, or use too obviously and inappropriately. AND YES I see the irony in all this.

"By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious. And "By the minty nipples of Marduk !" so are these fries.

Why is he talking like that?

He's a desperanto.

Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.

Desperanto by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.

Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!

Desperation Debating by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014

desperate af 

When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.

"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."

"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"

desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017

last minute desperation

When it comes close to kicking out time at a club, and you haven't pulled, u go for anything

I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you

last minute desperation by mitch00uk April 3, 2015