The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing office equipment and/or stealing of company property, abusing sick days and ultimately poor production at work. A possible side effect is that the employee continues to take out his or her rage at their residence in the form of kicking small animals and drinking heavily.
With my pending at work and the amount of people calling me each day I'm on the brink of desk rage and one day I'm going to break and take it out on that weird guy that sits next to me.
by The Russ Buss November 28, 2006
The small bits of marijuana crumbs found in the small crevices and corners of your desk at home or maybe at work, who knows anymore.
by Oreodude420 July 7, 2017
Pejorative term for administrative work done by a military officer from the comfort and safety of headquarters, rather than out in the field where the real danger lies.
To say that Ritter was amazed didn't begin to explain matters. This guy was supposed to be a professional military officer. The taking of human life was part of his job description. Of course, Ritter told himself, Cutter'd spent most of his career driving a desk in the Pentagon - he probably hadn't seen much blood since he learned how to shave. (Clear and Present Danger, by Tom Clancy)
by EOC1_PCCS42 May 14, 2010
A raging erection which occurs whilst sitting at a desk, often in a work situation after a scantily clad co-worker passes by, or occasionally on television panel programs where one of the hosts is sitting next to a rather fit lady who oozes sex. Given the public nature of this erection, the individual with the desk fat is unable to leave the safety of the desk for fear of being exposed as a deviant until the desk fat subsides
Lehmo was seated next to The Veronicas on this evening's edition of The Project, and given they project their sexuality in such an overt manner, Lehmo found himself with an enormous desk fat the moment the interview began
by Retrovertigo November 28, 2014
MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.
by Mr_Seasons November 17, 2017
by Polidicks March 4, 2009
by Kev23 August 30, 2005