11 definitions by Kev23
One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.
Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!
by Kev23 September 9, 2005
An Internet Service Provider that services most of the United States and even parts of Newfound Land. Like AOL and Earthlink, Road Runner is owned by the evil giant corporation Time Warner. Most of its customers are not bright enough to know how to use their own Internet service and end up calling Internet Technicians like myself.
Man I got this Road Runner thing cause my friend said it was the cool thing to do. I have no idea what it does though. Instead of learning myself, Im going to be a lazy fool and call Technical Support.
*Bong* Time Warner Jackson *Bong*
*Bong* Time Warner Jackson *Bong*
by Kev23 September 20, 2005
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Horsepower - The measurement of power an engine can produce. 1 horsepower is equal to 33,000 foot-pounds of work per minute.
Hewlett Packard - A shitty computer company that sells horrible computers to college kids with little or no money or computer knowledge.
House of Parliament - A building in the United Kingdom and a tasty barbeque sauce!
Hit Points - In gaming, the amount of life a character has.
Hewlett Packard - A shitty computer company that sells horrible computers to college kids with little or no money or computer knowledge.
House of Parliament - A building in the United Kingdom and a tasty barbeque sauce!
Hit Points - In gaming, the amount of life a character has.
Horsepower - My sr20det produces more horsepower than your car!
Hewlett Packard - I feel sorry for anyone who owns an HP.
House of Parliament - The house that I wish I lived in!
Hit Points - Most RPG games have characters whose life is based on the amount of hit points he/she has.
Hewlett Packard - I feel sorry for anyone who owns an HP.
House of Parliament - The house that I wish I lived in!
Hit Points - Most RPG games have characters whose life is based on the amount of hit points he/she has.
by Kev23 October 1, 2005
by Kev23 October 1, 2005
Nissan naming system used to identify a turbocharged 240sx/Silvia(S13) hatchback.
R = Hatchback
P = SR20DET
S13 = Chassis Code
R = Hatchback
P = SR20DET
S13 = Chassis Code
by Kev23 September 27, 2005
A woman that is very easy to sleep with. A woman that has sex with anything that has a penis and a heart beat. Also see slut.
by Kev23 August 30, 2005