desk

stable surface used for tasks at hand, including sexual acts

if you were my homework i'd be doing you on my desk

by megs April 22, 2004

Desking

The act of a man throwing a desk at a man or woman,then making a hole by smashing his erection through the desk,and having sex with the person who was hit by the desk.

Mom:Jill!Why are you in a wheel chair?!

Girl:John desked me 5 times very roughly!I told him I hate desking!

by Ruffman8890 December 26, 2013

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genral term used when someone does/ says something REALLY REALLY stupid.

guy1: I got a tattoo last night

guy2: Of what ?

guy1: I was really drunk so I got one of Minnie Mouse

guy2: OMFG you DESK!!!

guy1: I know...

by ChlooBee April 22, 2009

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A place where most students sleep when they have to getup at the ass crack of dawn everyday to go to school.

I just slept for 2 hours at that desk over there in english class

by Dubiks April 7, 2019

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Verb - "to desk"

Derived from the soap opera "Days of Our Lives" - a girl can get "desked" when flipped onto a desk whilst having sex.

Kate Roberts and EJ wells from "Days of Our Lives" - While they were hooking up, EJ picked Kate up and slammed her down on the desk, ala Kate was desked.

by cassandra2025 December 8, 2006

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