A God amongst men. Intellectually gifted with a flare for unorthodox creativity, he is the GOAT you want leading your rugby league club. Always integrating puns in his speech, the madlad's humour is unrivalled. A supreme alpha male in every way, the last thing you'd want him to be is your father-in-law. Don't be fooled by his natural charm; he'll give you an almighty spray if step out of line. It's Des' world, and we merely bear witness to his glory. Go Manly.
- "Wow, look at how Des Hasler has transformed the club after the departure of that simp Trent Barrett. What an alpha."
- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."
- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."
- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."
- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "
- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."
- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."
- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."
- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "
by BradleyPorker69 June 3, 2020