When a person, place, or situation is both depressing and arousing. Usually fits when a person is lonely af, AKA having the best sexual experience in his life attributed to his WAIFU body pillow.

Guy 1: Hey man, this flashlight I bought on Amazon was FUCKING amazing! You should totally get it!

Guy 2: Man, that shit’s DEPROUSING. Unlike you, I actually taste the real poontown with my dingerwenus.

Deprousing by HikaDika April 23, 2018

Related Words

Deprious • Derious • Deeriousnecropheliusbestialitist • depriosexual • depriusing • Deprousing • derrious • Detrious

Derious

When you're public speaking and swallow wrong causing you to cough uncontrollably. Also any other uncontrolable body issue when public speaking causing impromptu pause.

My friend was giving a speech in front of thr class and had a Derious. He could not stop coughing!

Derious by Kahlua_C August 17, 2019

derrious

A person known for being funny an lazy but always gets his/her work done
Goffy,sleepyhead,Lazy
Has good looks and can dress well

How can you be so much like derrious

derrious by DabDaddy20 May 10, 2018

Deeriousnecropheliusbestialitist

The act of fucking a dead deer

that deer is hot I’d love to Deeriousnecropheliusbestialitist if it died

Deeriousnecropheliusbestialitist by Poopsexmaster1234 February 18, 2020

depriosexual

one who is attracted to characteristics , intuition, and awareness of an individual first than only after there is a possibility for sexual relations.

Karen thinks shes a goddess since she’s a depriosexual. Only men who are like Gandhi Can sleep with her.

depriosexual by Thespirituabaddie May 23, 2020

depriusing

when your prius is making you depressed

god, last week my check engine light came on and now some people tried to steal my catalytic converter, that's so depriusing

depriusing by pirusman April 9, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026