Denniston 

When your body is really hairy

You're looking so denniston ever since puberty hit.

Denniston by Mr. Remkis December 10, 2013

Denison 

The most funniest, fun to hang out with, easy to fall in love with also strong and smart.

girl 1: damnnn Denison hot af
girl 2: IKR!!!
girl 3: HE IS AMAZING!!!!!

Denison by DennyHumor October 20, 2021

Denison University

One of the most prestigious liberal arts colleges in the midwest.

Every parent assumed that whatever alchemy of good genes and good credit had gotten his child a spot at the prep school was the same one that would land him a spot at a hyper-selective college. It was true that a quarter of the class went to the Ivy League, and another quarter to places such as Stanford, MIT, and Amherst. But that still left half the class, and I was the one who had to tell their parents that they were going to have to be flexible. Before each meeting, I prepared a list of good colleges that the kid had a strong chance of getting into, but these parents didn’t want colleges their kids had a strong chance of getting into; they wanted colleges their kids didn’t have a chance in hell of getting into. A successful first meeting often consisted of walking them back from the crack pipe of Harvard to the Adderall crash of Middlebury and then scheduling a follow-up meeting to douse them with the bong water of Denison.

Denison University

Denison University by diarrhea-asmr August 3, 2021

Denison University

A ridiculous oasis in central Ohio where the former prep school kids from the east coast go to spend their trust funds on sleeping with girls and cocaine. This little school on the hill is the envy of every other school in Ohio. While we can all agree that Ohio is a dismal place, Denison provides an experience second to none as far as absurd college memories and possibly a mild to moderate drug addiction. Even though the Fraternity/Sorority system is not what it used to be you can be sure that anyone will have a great time while on the Dunes.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you go to school?
Dude 2: Oh I went to Denison University.
Dude 1: I once went there and had the time of my life.
Dude 2: Standard

Dude 1: Hey where did you go to school?
Dude 2: I went to Denison University.
Dude 1: Oh...I went to OWU.
Dude 2: I'm sorry to hear that.
Dude 1: Me too.

Denison University by Denidude April 24, 2009

dennising 

when someone holds the joint way to long and wastes weed for a stupid reason ex. a shit story, bitch lungs or they're just plain stupid

pronounced: dennis-ing

fucking dennis keeps dennising the joint with random stories

dennising by penis will sun June 16, 2011

The Dennison Theory 

Dennison Theory is when someone who is suspected as being closeted as gay tries to cover up by asking out people they would have no chance with. This may include straight members of the same sex, Leabian/Gay people of the opposite sex, people in committed long-term relationships or people that are way to far out of their league.

“Wow, Lucy really gives off The Dennison Theory vibe.”

The Dennison Theory by Philip237 June 24, 2023

Denison Law 

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.

"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."

Denison Law by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017