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Calm under pressure, self-assured, all-knowing, all-seeing, seeker of wisdom and truth, a Dennis stands out in any gathering--not through loud, attention-grabbing tactics, but rather through an animated glow that is unmistakable. All living things love a Dennis because they sense a communal, loving nature. Even trees lean towards a Dennis that is in their presence. In short, a Dennis is an invaluable, yet humble presence that should be quietly worshipped.
It was just another ordinary day, that is until a Dennis showed up!
by DaMenke August 12, 2013
The sound of 2 boobs slapping together
I thought I heard dennis.
by anonymouse 222 July 22, 2014
the most amazing sex partner ever. perticulerly good at the eiffel tower.
I'm meeting Dennis in the toilets later.
by dennislovesme September 13, 2010
A word to describe the state of inebriation whereby in that state, mischief, and other naughty things happen. Originated from the movie "dennis the menace".
friend- how was the pub last night?
you- It got a bit Dennis
friend- yeah? what happened?
you- I unravelled an entire toilet roll and started screaming "its snowing"
by jacshell May 09, 2014
One who engages in a sexual activity with any living organism.

Usually a female.
She's worked her way through the whole football team.

What an absolute DENNIS.
by WezzED December 06, 2010
Perverted. Large smile dedicated exclusively to dirty thoughts- ALL THE TIME. Engages in suspicious activities with large African American men. Do not approach, dangerous.
Guy 1: Who is that guy over there? He seems to be having fun

Guy 2: WATCH OUT THATS DENNIS! Hes disgusting!

Guy 1: Who's that guy with him?

Guy 2: Oh its his man...dont bother hes taken.
by PLOIKMUH May 21, 2011
The best creeper you will ever have, if you're lucky enough. Dennis is the perfect excuse for getting those ghetto/redneck/weirdo creepers off of you. He is a chill person, easy to talk to, and has an addictive personality. He has great luck and hosts the best Dr. Pepper parties. He's someone you're going to want to stick with because of the way he is. You may see him around for years and then when you finally get to know him you'll wonder why you let yourself miss out on this for so long.

Warning: texting him he will keep you up past your bedtime because it's just that enjoyable.
Also, do not be mean to him or else he will send an evil geometry teacher after you.
Dennis is awesome.

Sorry boys, I only have room in my life for one creeper, and that's Dennis.
by your favorite creeper April 24, 2011