Guy 2: WATCH OUT THATS DENNIS! Hes disgusting!
Guy 1: Who's that guy with him?
Guy 2: Oh its his man...dont bother hes taken.
Warning: texting him he will keep you up past your bedtime because it's just that enjoyable.
Also, do not be mean to him or else he will send an evil geometry teacher after you.
Sorry boys, I only have room in my life for one creeper, and that's Dennis.