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The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's always there for you when you need him and he's someone you can count on. He doesn't know how special of a guy he is. He's like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold winter's night. He's the sexiest, handsomest most gorgeous guy! Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life, I know I am, I'm thankful for him everyday. He's stubborn sometimes, but everyone is. He's the perfect guy to have in your life. Any girl is lucky to be able to call him hers...I love you Dennis!
What an amazing guy, I love him! He's such a Dennis!
by RES The knowing November 14, 2008
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An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.
1. Hey man! What are you doing?

Tryin' to fix this damn lawn mower. I need to be a Dennis to figure this out.
by CC-1162 March 25, 2007
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Method of moving in on a girl so she'll fall for you so hard she'll never recover.
 
D- demonstrate value
E- engage physically
N- nurture independence
N- neglect emotionally
I- inspire hope
S- separate entirely

Do it right.
You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.
by cougrrr November 19, 2009
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slang term for someone with a penis over 12 inches
that man says 'he has a dennis' but his wife says otherwise.
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A fun-loving dude. Loves to collect things and display them for all his friends to see. Great family man will always come through for people he loves. Shy at first but once he gets started he doesn't stop! The sex is amazing!
That Dennis sure is a keeper!
I wish my husband were more like Jane's Dennis!
by toodldo_4julie November 17, 2008
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Probably the most amazing person you will ever meet. He's sweet, kind, funny, loving, and caring...and no matter what, he's always there for you during your hardest times. Whenever life seems impossible, he'll always be the one standing there telling you that everything's going to be okay. He's the type of guy who you can call in THE MIDDLE of the nite when you get scared when you have a bad dream, the guy who will hold you when you cry, and the guy who will do anything to keep you safe. He's the best friend anyone could ever ask for, and the most selfless person alive. Anyone would be lucky just to meet him and get to spend time with him. Den always knows how to cheer you up - a simple picture, funny message, text fuck up - idk he can always just find a way to make you laugh. He's been through a lot, though, and doesn't realize how amazing he is. He's a life saver. A giver. A listener. And a survivor. And he needs to remember that no matter how tough life gets, he will always have his music. The one thing that's been there for him, when people have not. It's a shame that we all can't be like him. He's inspirational and he changes lives. He just doesn't know it...I hope more than anything, though, that Dennis is forgiving.
You: heyyyy

Dennis: hey how was your day

You: not very good ):

DenDen: well, you can run away with me anytime you want

You: way to quote lyrics there >.<

DenDen: XDDDDDDDDDD
by chemicalxdisaster63 August 19, 2011
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Generous, understanding, smart, and very talented. He is as sharp and as quick-witted as Jim Carrey on speed, but he can also sometimes be brooding like Marlon Brando. He's a strange one, but he will leave you laughing anytime you see him. He has a cute self-consciousness about him that is very charming. He is so gifted that everything just comes to him naturally and effortlessly, but he genuinely thinks he sucks at everything when in fact he doesn't. Which is fine, because that makes him try ten times harder than anybody else at anything that he does. He is also very tough. Stories tell of him wrestling a pack of hungry coyotes that were messing with his cat. Don't ask what happened to those coyotes. He's just one of those few people that have a commanding presence about them, and you instantly recognize him when he steps into a room. Mere mortals tremble by his very presence, but he doesn't see you this way. He is never judgmental towards others, which is refreshing to see. He is very empathetic and always wants to relate to others. I think he's an artist, and a damn good one, but he cringes when hearing that word. He has great difficulty receiving compliments, of all things, and I cannot figure out why. Did I mention he's handsome? He looks like Johnny Depp. On a bad day. His wit, humor, handsomeness, and all around awesomeness, makes me think that he is the reincarnation of Cary Grant.
Dennis: Why are you so good to me?

You: Shall I climb up and tell you why?

Dennis: Lol.
by dont delete me April 18, 2013
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