Denethor

To eat something as noisily and messily as possible. For best effect, it must be something juicy so it can spray everywhere.

C.F. Denethor's Dinner Scene in Return of the King (the movie).

"I'm so hungry! I'ma go Denethor a hamburger!"
"Thanks for the warning! I'll get my earplugs and poncho!"

Denethor by LoMinang August 30, 2005

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Denethor

Complete shit-head who tried to kill Faramir. Total buttmunch. So *not* uber.

That guy's so mean...he's such a Denethor!

Denethor by Kat April 14, 2004

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Denethor

The steward of Gondor. Son of Ectelion, his two sons are Boromir (deceased) and Faramir. He dies in <i>The Return of the King</i>, when he tries to burn him and his son, Faramir, to death.

You really suck, Denethor. I hate you.

Denethor by Drunken Hobbit September 6, 2004

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Denethor it

To set fire to oneself in order to kill bad guys all around you, like the guy from lord of the rings.

I was playing "Left 4 Dead" and the zombies all crowded around me, I decided to Denethor it with a molotov cocktail.

Denethor it by That one kid named matt December 19, 2009

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to Denethor

to eat very sloppily and violently, like denethor does in the lord of the rings 3.

Chris wanted to denethor his nectarine.

to Denethor by The more Awsome N September 30, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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