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Demoused 

When you go into a public computer lab or library and every mouse you find has been ruined in one way or another. they could be smashed, have the chord removed, or have the track ball removed if the mouse is like 100 years old.
"WTF is this shit? This entire place has been demoused. People demousing these kind of places. just cause their parents are poor and cracked out on drugs all the time, and have half a brain"
Demoused by totallynotchris May 5, 2010
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The state of having absolutely no ability or desire to participate in anything beautiful, useful, noble, or artistic. It describes someone who not only lost the confidence or the energy to create, but who decided that these kinds of endeavors were a waste. The human spark is extinguished from such a person and all that is left is a hollow consumer shell.

Antonym of Bemused, the state of being inexplicably distracted, which was thought to be a result of being visited by one of the mythical Muses, who granted talents in the arts and sciences.

While only a Muse can Bemuse someone, many people and groups are capable of Demusing others, including fraternities, Joel Osteen, shift supervisors, Clear Channel Radio Stations, Jeff Foxworthy, people who make Disney movies, anybody who works for Verizon, Tom Clancy, Thomas Kinkade, Paula Deen, Instagram, Reddit, the Grand Theft Auto franchise, etc.
A: He used to be so smart and creative, now all he does is drink on the weekends and play video games. When did he get demused?

B: He went to WVU.
Demused by Deathriddle July 4, 2012
A term that refers to a cat, based on cats being known as a mouse's natural predator. Name for cats that imply that they are the bane of a mouse's existence.
Friend: "oh I see you have a cat. i bet he's good at catching them mice huh?"
Owner: "oh yes, he's a very good little demouser."
Demouser by BioHaz8888 October 15, 2019
To be amused in a detached nochalant way. To gain idle amusement from something. To involve onesself in something with bored indifference
She watched on langourously at the dancefloor with tired demusement
demused by Ossian April 10, 2004
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murderhobo 

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