12 definitions by totallynotchris
ANYONE: "Oh my god! Look over there, Shlion is jumping over that fence into our country!"
UNCLE SAM: "Not on my watch! (takes out shotgun)"
UNCLE SAM: "Not on my watch! (takes out shotgun)"
by totallynotchris November 8, 2009
When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.
BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"
SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.
SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
The art of walking behind someone and stepping on the last quarter inch of their shoe's heel so that as the person in front of you continues to walk they are forced into an awkward stumble caused by the sudden deceleration of the heel of their shoe.
*Spins Around* I swear to God! If you don't stop Heel Clipping me right now, I'm going to put my foot, heel deep in your asshole!
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.
Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house
Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait
Justin: What is it now?!
Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!
Justin: What? Why?
Nick: Mini Crunch
Justin: Why are you my friend again?
Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait
Justin: What is it now?!
Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!
Justin: What? Why?
Nick: Mini Crunch
Justin: Why are you my friend again?
by totallynotchris March 28, 2010
When you go into a public computer lab or library and every mouse you find has been ruined in one way or another. they could be smashed, have the chord removed, or have the track ball removed if the mouse is like 100 years old.
"WTF is this shit? This entire place has been demoused. People demousing these kind of places. just cause their parents are poor and cracked out on drugs all the time, and have half a brain"
by totallynotchris May 5, 2010
A crazy ass Orc Rogue who apparently could pull 12.5k DPS. Although pro in DPS his lacking personal skills resulted in him being rage hacked and reduced to a six foot tall green mail box dancer. Due to his inherent laziness and overall not caring attitude he as chosen to abandon his only contact with the outside world (His Guild) and leave the game which has eaten so much of his life.
Latest contact has confirmed that he is IN FACT dating a chick with a kid. Ain't that lame?
Latest contact has confirmed that he is IN FACT dating a chick with a kid. Ain't that lame?
"Where's Dreadstab?"
"He quit..."
"WTF?! LAME!"
"Know what's lamer?"
"What? He's dating a chick with a kid"
"wow..."
"He quit..."
"WTF?! LAME!"
"Know what's lamer?"
"What? He's dating a chick with a kid"
"wow..."
by totallynotchris March 18, 2010