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A left wing, socialist, communist, scared, cowardly, hippie, liberal, who believes that the should be run by a totalitarian (coughcommunistcough) government. They believe that you should pay for the people who are too fucking lazy to find a job. They believe that the republicans are evil.
Democrats are actually aliens from the planet hojingarand bent on universal domination.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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An individual who believes that a minority with a high school diploma deserves a job over a white person with a bachelor's degree, that the rich should give away all of their money so that the middle and lower classes will no longer have to work, that doctors and pharmacists should go through 8+ years of school to do volunteer work, that being offensive to someone is worse than murder, and that America is the worst nation in the world because of all those goddamn Republicans that hijacked the government and ran it straight into the ground in an attempt to fight off the atheist commie terrorists poisoning the minds of children with their twisted propaganda. Also, dicks.
Actually, it doesn't matter if you're a Democrat or Republican, just don't be like the stereotypical ones.

I'm fucking serious.
by TotallyNotRushLimbaugh December 12, 2010
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An asshole. Since the symbol for a Democrate is a donkey and donkeys are called asses.
The man was a reall democrat last night.
by Diredevil October 06, 2010
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A democrat is one of five possible degrees of view. (the five being radical, liberal, moderate, conservative, and reactionary) The moderate is a neutral standpoint where radicals and liberals are degrees of democrats (radicals being the extreme) and conservatives and reactionaries being the republican viewpoints (reactionaries being the extreme)

The democratic view point changed to be more of a moderate party during the 2006 midterm senate elections. Today we classify a democrat as someone who believes in:
-Privacy with limited government observation
-Pro-choice, but with certain limitations such as that partial birth abortions should not be allowed.
-Protection of the environment through uses of alternative fuel sources and cleaner practices, though not so much that our standards of life decrease.
- A strong government that helps people through well fare, shelters, and other means of aid, though not a governemt that will allow "mooching"
- Taxes being left as percentages, so everyone has to pay _% of their income to taxes, with exceptions for the extreme cases of poverty.

the symbol for a democrat is a donkey while the republican is an elephant. Also, democrats are generally represented by the color blue while the republicans are represented by red.

During the 109'th congress, the democrats where the majority composition of the house of representatives.
have tried to disregard my own viewpoints while writing this. Please take into consideration that most democrats and republicans are liberals and conservatives, not reactionaries and radicals. Most people think of the opposing party as radicals or conservatives simply making more tension. Both parties have some pros to them and both have some cons.
by Alex Glassweaver November 09, 2006
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1. A political party for people whose ideas are spoonfed to them by The Washington Post and CNN rather than Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

2. One of two political parties in The United States of America whose leaders strive for control and power over all citizens. See Republican for the other political party whose leaders strive for control and power over all citizens.

3. One of two political parties (see Republican) in The United States of America whose members believe that their collective ideas are 100% correct and all citizens who do not agree are complete, uneducated morons. Conversely, Republicans believe to be 100% correct and that non-believers are unpatriotic satanists. Both parties' members ironically view themselves as compassionate, free-thinking and mainstream.

4. Liberal (derogatory)

5. Hippie (derogatory)
1. As a democrat, I have to see what CNN says about Iraq so I know what my steadfast convictions are.

2. Vote democratic so we citizens will have fewer laws and more freedoms.

3. As a free-thinker and a democrat, I say you are an idiot because you don't agree with me. And I know I'm right because I got my beliefs from CNN and you got yours from Fox!

4. Get away from me you liberal!

5. Get a job you long-haired hippie!
by Geo. Washington May 16, 2005
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A liberal treehugging hippie who thinks that the government should be his baby sitter. He can't take care of himself and needs the government to do it. Anti-war, they insult our soldiers memories by saying that they died for oil, when they actually died for a cause that they believed in; one that has actually come true. Iraqi freedom. (Iraq did actually have wmd's, by the way). Democrats will sit in a kumbayah circle and sing while all the so-called problems of the world (most of which were caused by them in the first place...) fly by them. They complain about these problems, but don't do a thing about them. They also think the world will be underwater in twenty years or so.
Kennedy the swimmer;
An unpatriotic democratic citizen who wants to move to canada
by Navioxupos March 13, 2006
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A person with a political belief system that has absolute faith in the ability of man to govern and no faith in a real living God that bestows freedom and liberty upon man to make his own path because of the rights given by that same God, ie, the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
A democrat is one that believes it's okay to lie, steal, cheat and kill, as long as it keeps either themselves in power or someone that will grant them favors paid for by the labor of others.
Only a democrat would define a tax cut as stealing from the poor because they believe that anyone that makes over 200 thousand a year should be punished. Bad earner, bad...
by Think October 12, 2004
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