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Robots programmed to tax the rich, legalize abortion and gay marriage, and give out free healthcare. They are programmed to believe that there are no other problems in America worth fixing other than this. For some reason, when you work your butt off your whole life, you need to also pay significantly higher taxes. Democrats also think that welfare should be able to pay for all your expenses so that you don't need to try finding a job. For example: Kool-Aid, internet, cable, and abortions. These fascinating creatures also care very much about the enviroment, and will buy hybrids and only use Energy Star products. They think they could plug the oil spill in the Gulf faster than BP. By far, the most important feature Democrats have, is their amazing ability to blame Republicans for everything and give little to no reasons to back up their accusations. Their most recent success was winning a presidential campaign almost entirely off blaming other people. On another note, did you know that the recession actually WASN'T George Bush's fault? I also look forward to soon having the lowest-rated definition for this word becuase most people on this website fall under this category. :D Democrat: GO OBAMA!
Me: Why? Democrat: Because he's going to tax those rich idiots who live for free. Me: You're right. After working 10 hour days five times a week for 30 years and building up my career so I could pay for four kids to go to college, I really should pay my fair share of YOUR welfare checks. By the way how's your job at McDonald's been going? |
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The United States Democratic Party. Usually characterized by beliefs such as:
- personal privacy rights, including legalized abortion and gay marriage - protection of civil liberties - protection of the enviornment - multilateral foreign policy - extensive government services, such as health care, education, and welfare - tax system that causes the rich to pay more taxes to pay for above government services There are currently 202 Democrats in the House of Representatives and 44 in the Senate. This is a neutral definition of the word Democrat. Urban Dictionary should be about defining words, not advancing a point of view.
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a member of the more liberal of the two major political parties. this definition of democrat is not a rant
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Apparently, people who aren't allowed to back up their point of view with evidence. Republican: It's obvious the Bush tax cuts helped the poor more than the rich.
Democrat: Actually, statistically, the rich recieved almost- Republican: Your numbers mean nothing. Democrat: This entire issue is about numbers! Republican: No, this is about the people! This is about Joe Everyman! Democrat: What the hell are you talking about? Republican: I'm talking about how you radicals use numbers to mislead everyone into thinking the Bush tax cuts were bad, and that we have massive debt. Democrat: ...We DO have massive debt, and the average person got around $300 back, whereas the rich got- Republican: Are you telling these people America is BAD? Are you saying that America isn't the best damn country ever? Democrat: No, I just-wait, what? This isn't about me! This is about the issues! Republican: Not responding to my questions. Typical. Democrat: ... Republican: See, clearly I have silenced you with my powerful, factual argument. Democrat: I had sex with your wife, Bill. Republican: What?!? Democrat: She said she wanted a man who didn't tell her she belonged in the kitchen. Republican: ... |
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1. One belonging to the United States Democratic Party
2. Tend to believe that government should come to the aid the most disadvantaged in society (see Unemployment Insurance, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security). We don't bring it up much, but it's what Jesus taught. 3. Belive in the separation of church and state, on the off-chance that not everyone in America is a Southern Baptist. 4. Doesn't believe that industries have the unfettered right to dump carcinogens into our water supplies. Also believe in protecting public health and worker safety. 5. Believe in strengthening public education, rather than gutting it with vouchers. 6. Belive in civil liberties and equal rights for all people, regardless of gender, race, or sexual orientation; a Democratic President pushed through the Civil Rights Act even though it meant losing half of his party. That half, comprising mostly of racist whites, now overwhelmingly votes Republican. 7. Most have actually read the 9th amendment. Can also spell "amendment." 8. Represent broadest spectrum of the American public: women, blacks, Latinos, gays, Jews, seculars, immigrants, union workers, and yes, also straight middle-class white male Protestants like me. If they were alive today, Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt would be Democrats.
or Despite a wealth of good ideas, Democrats have allowed themselves to be intimdated by semi-literate meatheads called Republicans |
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A member of the Democratic party, one of the two major political parties. Similarly to Republicans, they blame all of the world's problems on the other party. Stereotypically, Democrats are hippies.
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The default political party to vote for when opposing republicans in a presidential campaign. Voting for the green party is worthless, I'll vote democrat.
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Those who vote based on irrelevant factors (id est, gender, race, charisma, et cetera). "As a Democrat, I voted for Barrack, because we need a black man in the White House."
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