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of the 2 major political parties in America, this party or its politicians have a variety of bullshit, that although at times distressing, is often mixed with initiatives that actually prove helpful to people based on what appears to be a genuine concern for the citizenry. Democrat's bullshit is unique for being generally non-virulent to humanity at large and is thus tolerable in comparison to the bullshit of any other group which has historically wielded a similar level of political influence. The bullshit of Democrats is thus regrettable but rarely if ever dangerous. This is exceptionally noteworthy, as the necessary evil of politics by its very nature draws out humanity's most vulgar, deceitful, hycpocritical, duplicitous, oppressive, sanctimonious, arrogant, and self-serving interests and personalities. Luckily in America, these unsavory qualities have concentrated themselves to a truly extraordinary level in the Republican party, so that one who wishes to avoid these virulent and intolerable forms of bullshit can easily do so by supporting Democrats or any viable 3rd party (OK, OK... that little joke about 3rd parties was just to see if you're still reading), and vigilantly opposing Republicans and/or documenting the afforementioned evils inherent in any political system (I know that last part is redundant, since Republicans are themselves typically the evils in the system). Democrat bullshit: One man gets a blow-job from a 21 year old woman. He doesn't admit it until the imminent potential for DNA evidence to back up the woman's story embarrasses him enough to confess.
Republican bullshit: Far too vile and lengthy a list to go into, but perhaps its most dangerous and virulent outbreaks in recent memory include submitting forged documents to the entire world in order to bolster a "rally to unnecessary war in Iraq" campaign based on blind ideology, a series of deliberate deceptions, and the unethical intimidation of professional intelligence officers, rather than on pragmatic realities. This served to destroy America's credibility and drastically weaken the War on Terror. Worst of all, it has so far resulted in the deaths of at least 1600 American troops, many thousands more American troops severely maimed and scarred for life, as well as 10's of 1000's of ordinary Iraqis whose "liberation" from their brutal dictator came in the form of death by American armaments for no good reason, and at a price tag of well over $300 BILLION dollars, with no end in sight! (incidentally, less than 3% of that total could completely update America's schools for the 21st century, a modest portion could have funded all the research we need to make alternative energy commercially viable so we can be truly independent and tell the Islamic wackos to shove their oil up their ass, and still have a boatload of cash left over for whatever you want to do with it - pay down the deficit, invest in Social Security, or anything else!!) |
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The United States Democratic Party. Usually characterized by beliefs such as:
- personal privacy rights, including legalized abortion and gay marriage - protection of civil liberties - protection of the enviornment - multilateral foreign policy - extensive government services, such as health care, education, and welfare - tax system that causes the rich to pay more taxes to pay for above government services There are currently 202 Democrats in the House of Representatives and 44 in the Senate. This is a neutral definition of the word Democrat. Urban Dictionary should be about defining words, not advancing a point of view.
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a member of the more liberal of the two major political parties. this definition of democrat is not a rant
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Apparently, people who aren't allowed to back up their point of view with evidence. Republican: It's obvious the Bush tax cuts helped the poor more than the rich.
Democrat: Actually, statistically, the rich recieved almost- Republican: Your numbers mean nothing. Democrat: This entire issue is about numbers! Republican: No, this is about the people! This is about Joe Everyman! Democrat: What the hell are you talking about? Republican: I'm talking about how you radicals use numbers to mislead everyone into thinking the Bush tax cuts were bad, and that we have massive debt. Democrat: ...We DO have massive debt, and the average person got around $300 back, whereas the rich got- Republican: Are you telling these people America is BAD? Are you saying that America isn't the best damn country ever? Democrat: No, I just-wait, what? This isn't about me! This is about the issues! Republican: Not responding to my questions. Typical. Democrat: ... Republican: See, clearly I have silenced you with my powerful, factual argument. Democrat: I had sex with your wife, Bill. Republican: What?!? Democrat: She said she wanted a man who didn't tell her she belonged in the kitchen. Republican: ... |
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1. One belonging to the United States Democratic Party
2. Tend to believe that government should come to the aid the most disadvantaged in society (see Unemployment Insurance, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security). We don't bring it up much, but it's what Jesus taught. 3. Belive in the separation of church and state, on the off-chance that not everyone in America is a Southern Baptist. 4. Doesn't believe that industries have the unfettered right to dump carcinogens into our water supplies. Also believe in protecting public health and worker safety. 5. Believe in strengthening public education, rather than gutting it with vouchers. 6. Belive in civil liberties and equal rights for all people, regardless of gender, race, or sexual orientation; a Democratic President pushed through the Civil Rights Act even though it meant losing half of his party. That half, comprising mostly of racist whites, now overwhelmingly votes Republican. 7. Most have actually read the 9th amendment. Can also spell "amendment." 8. Represent broadest spectrum of the American public: women, blacks, Latinos, gays, Jews, seculars, immigrants, union workers, and yes, also straight middle-class white male Protestants like me. If they were alive today, Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt would be Democrats.
or Despite a wealth of good ideas, Democrats have allowed themselves to be intimdated by semi-literate meatheads called Republicans |
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A member of the Democratic party, one of the two major political parties. Similarly to Republicans, they blame all of the world's problems on the other party. Stereotypically, Democrats are hippies.
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The default political party to vote for when opposing republicans in a presidential campaign. Voting for the green party is worthless, I'll vote democrat.
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Those who vote based on irrelevant factors (id est, gender, race, charisma, et cetera). "As a Democrat, I voted for Barrack, because we need a black man in the White House."
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