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Departia 

Pronounced: (di-PART-shə)
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden
Don't rely on Tracy to file that TPS report on time. She's off next week and the departia has kicked in already.
Departia by GreatIdea June 19, 2014
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A person so unique that no other person can be related to, someone who every person aspires to be, because of perfection. Can also be described as the ultimate human being or can be described as the higher level of perfect.
My life's aspirations are to be a Delport.

If I could only be a bit like Delport.

You almost did it as good as Delport, it was perfect!

I wish you where as fun as Delport.
Delport by BDD1 May 18, 2010

Liga Deportiva Alajuelense 

Costa Rican Footbal Soccer club. The most successful sports institution in the country.
Man, La Liga Deportiva Alajuelense is the best!

Deportation Buddy

Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.
Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke.
Deloria is a young lady with a childish personality and very loud and will go after anyone that comes for her but very smart and fine asf all the dudes want her!!!!!!!
"Yo that's deloria"
"Fine ash"
Deloria by Baby lolo December 20, 2016

deportion 

When you choose to abort a baby and it gets launched across the border
This baby is read for deportion
deportion by donkeypunchcrackhead September 30, 2018

Deplortable 

Being of low character and worthy of deporting.
That guy is such an a****** we should send him to another country he's deplortable.