The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.
Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.
by mogzubc October 21, 2009
by RB17 April 23, 2017
Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
by author July 16, 2006
"What's with the Urban Delays?"
"What u talkin bout willis?"
"Bro, it took two hours to get the email with the link to review the definition I submitted to Urban Dictionary."
"What u talkin bout willis?"
"Bro, it took two hours to get the email with the link to review the definition I submitted to Urban Dictionary."
by flat tired February 2, 2013
Adam: Dude it's 6:01 PM and there's still no new word of the day.
Steve: Wow. Sounds like some serious urban delay.
Steve: Wow. Sounds like some serious urban delay.
by Jeksrasmeme March 13, 2011
The act of depriving yourself of an orgasm by any means necessary during a masturbation session on a porn site; because you know that once you cum, you will immediately lose interest in watching those other porn clips you wanted to as you were browsing the site.
acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.
acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.
1.) I was about to bust while watching this porn clip, but employing the methods of cum delay i squeezed down on my dick as to not allow anything to come out, so that I could watch the other 5 videos I had lined up afterward.
2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.
2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.
by wibbles11223 October 10, 2010
withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.
by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013