Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.
Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!
John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
by ThatJerkOverThere January 2, 2012
Taco del rio is a taco/burrtio stand... They make the most greasy food on earth. But there food is the best. Most of the time it upsets your stomach and gives you the shits. But its well worth the pain. The cooks will ask you what kind of sauce would you like chile green or chile red. Never ever get the red. not cuz its hot, but cuz your ass will be on fire for the next 24 hours. There is only one Taco del rio its in La Puente, CA
(Mikeyy) Hey Cobra go get us lunch please
(Cobra) Ok, Lets get taco del rio.
(Mikeyy) Get a extra burrtio for asshole Juan.
(Cobra) Only if I can order his with chile red.
(Mikeyy) Hell yeah... I want him to have the shits
(Juan) OMG I HAVE THE SHITS. I THINK I MADE A CACA IN MY PAINTS.
(Cobra) Ok, Lets get taco del rio.
(Mikeyy) Get a extra burrtio for asshole Juan.
(Cobra) Only if I can order his with chile red.
(Mikeyy) Hell yeah... I want him to have the shits
(Juan) OMG I HAVE THE SHITS. I THINK I MADE A CACA IN MY PAINTS.
by Mikeyyy May 19, 2007
A Mexican born professional wrestler currently working for the WWE company on Friday Night Smackdown. He beat Rey Mysterio in his debut match and continued to attack him in another Raw episode causing The Ultimate Underdog Rey Mysterio to be out of action for about a month. Alberto Del Rio is also known for having his own personal ring announcer to introduce him.
John Cena: Hey Hunter did you hear about Alber.. ro.. what's him name again?
HHH: It's Alberto Del Rio. He beat that little Mysterio. He loves sending people to the hospital.
Y2J *interrupts*: More like me sending you both down the drain along with the other hypocrites and parasites!
HHH: It's Alberto Del Rio. He beat that little Mysterio. He loves sending people to the hospital.
Y2J *interrupts*: More like me sending you both down the drain along with the other hypocrites and parasites!
by BigBossSnake October 2, 2010
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by dontworry about it February 12, 2005
At one time a famous tobacco place in Cuba. Now it’s a term for a retarded Cuban.
In Pinar Del Rio they built a massive soccer stadium out of concrete . They only problem is that , when they finished the stadium. They couldn’t get the concrete mixer out of the stadium. Stupid right ?
So here in Florida no Cuban will admit the are from Pinar Del Rio . It’s like being a dumb ass from Poland . So one could say
Poland and Pinar Del Rio are the same in stories or jokes .
In Pinar Del Rio they built a massive soccer stadium out of concrete . They only problem is that , when they finished the stadium. They couldn’t get the concrete mixer out of the stadium. Stupid right ?
So here in Florida no Cuban will admit the are from Pinar Del Rio . It’s like being a dumb ass from Poland . So one could say
Poland and Pinar Del Rio are the same in stories or jokes .
“ What do you call four Cubans floating on a door that was made in Pinar Del Rio going toward Miami ? “
Quatro Sinko !!
Quatro Sinko !!
by The 239 June 8, 2021
the jaymasta who plays partakes of half life and paintball and contributes to the 'posse' of the square of protecktion to proteckt the shagger from the opposing team.
rio del buttshaggit lead the posse of exi$t, ted, and dootiemasta to proteck the shagger as the shagger sniped down the opposing team with a high power rifle.
by the shagger October 28, 2003