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Alberto Sanchez

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International rock singer/songwritter Alberto Sanchez is already breaking out as a piano playing teen at 14. The teenager, grandson of Robert Sanchez, signed his first contract as a solo artist in 2004 at a mere 13 with Epic International. His debut LP was produced by Adam Levine and saw help by Tim Mitchell (Mandy Moore, Shakira, Shalim, Martin Ricca), Shakira, Benji Madden and even The Matrix (Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, Tyler Hilton).
International rock performer Alberto is a role model for everday teenagers.
Alberto Sanchez by Lauren Cross July 20, 2008
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alberto spritz 

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A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.
Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.
alberto spritz by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025
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Albert's beans 

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Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.
"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily
Albert's beans by Cbrauts707 June 13, 2023
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Albert Einstein's brother 

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a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend
Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.
Albert Einstein's brother by PikaFan157 September 23, 2008
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Albert Einstein's brother 

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An extremely ugly man.
CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?

FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?

CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.

FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!
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Albert Arkwright’s Shop 

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Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
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