by mollytim July 11, 2008
to remove gay oriented material from a computer or home
rearrange so that gay material is out of easy access
rearrange so that gay material is out of easy access
My straight friend wanted to use my computer so I had to defag any gay porn and gay links from my hard drive.
Before my family came over for the Holidays I defagged the entire house of porno including videos and magazines
Before my family came over for the Holidays I defagged the entire house of porno including videos and magazines
by HOMOTHUG October 16, 2005
The act of going through one's apartment or living quarters and temporary removing any items that reveal the persons true sexual identity (being gay) before family members or visitors come to visit.
Well, my family is coming by next weekend. Steve is coming by to help me do some defagging. I hope we get everything.
by bigjohnboy November 9, 2011
Where you are busting for a shit so badly that as you start to chalk your undies, you need to use your hand to hold it in as well. Sitting firmly on a hard surface chair also counts (extra points if a stool!). Failure is typically met if the shoulders of said turd breach the portal.
He was about to shit himself as he ran for the toilet, so he started defagating with his hand to hold his turd in.
by Jonesyisms September 13, 2023