(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.
To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!
Scottish national dish after haggis.
"Stick it in the deep fat frier."
Starter of the Gods
Main course of the Gods: Deep Fried Cheese Tomato & Mushroom Pizza.
Pudding of the gods: Deep Fried After Eight
"Ayeyarright? C'nIava Deep Fried Mars Bars, 'sarritewityu?"