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Decoolify 

Verb. To make lame, completely sucking all cool out of a situation.
Dude, inviting your mom to the party will totally decoolify the situation.

Man, you totally decoolify my wittiness when you don't get jokes. You need to learn to appreciate sarcasm.
Decoolify by S.BOB September 30, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Decognify (verb, dēkôgnə-fī') derived from Cog.

1. To pull someone out of ignorance.
2. To reveal life changing facts to someone.
3. To (get someone to) seize doing a repetitive or monotone action in the everyday life.
4. The attempt to convince a 'cog' person or a 'drone' about something they think is impossible, or to show them information they do not yet know.
The point of UFO conferences is to decognify people who don't believe in anything beyond their daily lives.
decognify by dmckenzie September 18, 2009

Depooplify 

When you have to pull out all the stops to remove the crippling odor from the bathroom before the next person uses it!
Randy frantically searched for matches, insence, candles, room spray, anything and everything he could find to depooplify the powder room.
Depooplify by RandyBob August 27, 2021

decootify 

Verb - to decontaminate or to cleanse.
To remove cooties from.
1) - damn that place is gross, they totally need to decootify it.

2) - after kissing that chick I had to decootify myself.
decootify by OzMd March 22, 2009

Detoolify 

verb: To take someone who is a "tool," or just generally a mainstream, play-by-the-book kiss-up, and make them less of a tool.
Ughh that guy's such a loser. He's become a total nerd and suckup.

I know! We def need to detoolify him.
De-cool-ize
verb. to make uncool, to cause the lost the coolness
past tense:decoolized
Steph totally decoolized that new movie with all her talk.
Decoolize by best frd of batman December 14, 2008

depoofify 

The act of making your hair unpoofy, by showering, chopping it off, or some other means to manage it.
Nai had to depoofify her hair, since it was making her look like Trelawney, from Harry Potter.
depoofify by leaht683 January 13, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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