Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: December 22, 2012...
Person 1: What!?! So the world didn't end?
Person 2: No...we're still alive.
Person 1: Great!! Now I feel like an asshole
The day people will choose the next doomsday.
December 22, 2012 will go like this ----------
Guy 1: Oh shit, the world didnt end
Guy 2: Don't you see what this means, IT WILL END ON NOVEMBER 29th, 2016!!!!
Guy 1: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT YAAAA
Guy 2: THE END IS COMING
Guy 3: FORGIVE US GOD, WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!
Me: God damnit not again
The day after the world doesnt end.
person 1: "dude, wasnt the world supposed to end yesterday?!"
person 2: "pshh NO! its December 22, 2012. now what do you want for christmas?"
The day retards
will commit suicide because they thought the world would end since an ass named Nostradamus said so over 3000 years ago. You have permission to go to Walmart and scream I told you so into the faces of children.
Mark: Hey Lloyd! Did you know the world is going to end tomorrow?
Lloyd: No, fuck that shit, me and Veronica are going to go to six flags.
Mark: The end is near, Lloyd! You'll be sorry!
~Somewhere in an underground bunker~
Mark: T-they're wrong.I-I'll be the only one.
~Somewhere at Six Flags~
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie, the world didn't end, wanna make out?
Veronica: Sure Lloyd!
*They do so*
---- December 22, 2012 ----
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie,
Veronica: Huh Lloyd?
Lloyd: Wanna Shout I told you so into the faces of children?
Veronica: I'm up for it if you are!
Mark Baxter was never seen again.