Oh, I'm out one night... I'm a little tipsy on wine. I'm going to get down with this dude, and I kinda feel like getting basted. "BASTE AWAY!" ... Next morning ... "Oh crap! What the hell? What is this baste...?" That's where we come in and unbaste the basting that has come. Erase your memory of all bastiness. May you live in denial. You're debasted.