Deathinary

Someone who has a fascination with death and loves to tell stories and recall news events about people who have narrowly escaped death, are dying, or who have died.

Q: Did you hear anything about the multicar pile-up on the freeway yesterday ?

A: No i didn't, we'll have to ask the Deathinary about it, he will have all the details.

Deathinary by Hawkyguy February 18, 2012

Destinary 

The act of being destiny.

As used in everyday conversation:

Tim: "Did you see that?"

Nate: "Wow, toasty noggin."

Tim: "That was destinary"

Destinary by aaul00 May 10, 2009

deathilarity 

1. A death that has a heavy dose of hilarity.
2. Death of some jackass that richly deserves it.
Made popular by Fark.

Jackass in Florida punches bear, deathilarity ensues.
Area man stuffs a wombat up his ass, deathilarity ensues.

deathilarity by I am Jill's Nipples May 15, 2005

deathgnar 

any situation that is dangerous or threathens your life.

Pipline is looking total deathgnar brah.

deathgnar by Reef May 30, 2003