I got her alone in my apartment, but because of all of the booze, I had deadwood and now she won't return my calls.
by ucaneatadick August 26, 2008
by Keith March 15, 2005
by Scaramouzhe May 17, 2019
Guy: "My stomach is killing me. I gotta take a shit."
Roommate: "Hurry up! And make sure you flush a couple times 'cuz I don't wanna see your deadwood floating around when I go take a shit next."
Roommate: "Hurry up! And make sure you flush a couple times 'cuz I don't wanna see your deadwood floating around when I go take a shit next."
by Langster Wang January 4, 2011
1. Dude, last night's Deadwood was amazing.
2. The bee was driving me nuts, so I Deadwooded it's ass.
2. The bee was driving me nuts, so I Deadwooded it's ass.
by AlCap May 2, 2005
Extremely boring tv show that for some reason costs twice as much to purchse on DVD than any other tv series in creation. Yes, let's all spend $200 for the first season of a patheticaly bland, badly acted, gay show with the dumbest premise ever concieved.
by Lament For The Last Days September 28, 2006
by Beefbrook July 31, 2006