Deadturd 

When a close aquintance acts difference around other persons.

"God, Justin is such a dead turd."

"That Ben Deadturd really needs to give me money and tacos instead of other people."

Deadturd by Jimmu Lashley October 24, 2006

deadturkey 

This is done by pushing your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show your friends.

Tom likes to get wasted and show his dead turkey to everyone at the party.

deadturkey by d bo April 22, 2004

deadturtle 

verb - To throw dead turtles at someone, a group of people, or an inanimate object(s). Usually done to produce negative effects.

"Bob deadturtled Bobby after finding out that Bobby is part of the 1%"

deadturtle by the mcpickleferret November 20, 2011

dedturdland 

(Dee·Duhr·Lint)
1: An insult saying that someone or some thing belongs to the turds natural habitat.

2: The turds natural habitat.

Man 1: Hey I foubd out where john lives
Man 2: Dedturdland

dedturdland by Abooted July 20, 2016