The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.
"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."
by metalfr3q December 29, 2011
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something very well put, right on target
"The book editor was dead-on-balls accurate with his review of the new bestseller."
by Nifkin Grundle Jr. January 23, 2006
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an automotive industry term used to describe something that is 100% exact
The oil gauge is 100% dead on balls accurate
by nick_g July 15, 2011
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The feeling of needing to go to the bathroom after getting hit in the balls.
by Adb1002 December 13, 2017
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a phrase, used only by incredibly un-cool people, to indicate that something is extremely accurate and/or correct.
cool person: "That guy looks like Scoot, the barefoot cop from West Virginia."

incredibly un-cool person "Dead on balls!"
by an incredibly cool person February 4, 2010
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used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked
At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "
by nimphoboy May 8, 2006
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