Top Definition
As in Joey an '80s disabled celebrity, who despite being severly physically disabled was just as intelligent as you and me... or NOT thought the millions of children watching Blue Peter in the UK a the time!
An insult to the intelligence of a fellow school pupil in the '80s: "Deeeeacon"
by Jack the spack October 07, 2003
A Deacon is the second most powerful member of the Church. He can cast every spell except for Holy.
The deacon couldn't do much to stop the zombies attacking us, so he just kept everyone healed instead.
by RAINFALL8 September 07, 2013
An erect human penis, any size shape or color.
Bob~ "Hey girl, have you met the Deacon?"
Sue~ "Deacon... Who's the Deacon?"
Bob~ "The Deacon yo mouth biatch!"
Sue~ "Nope."
by Briskey July 30, 2006
Ffs you idiots! Obviously no one here knows the correct defention of deacon, so I will enlighted you to the REAL meaning of the term.

First of all, a deacon is NOT a penis, nor is it a "low" ranking in the Roman Catholic Church.

In Catholicism, a Deacon is a lower form of a priest, a helper basically ( the Greek word Deacon means assistant.) Deacons do not have the authority to forgive sins or consecrate Holy Communion, though they may witness marriages and baptise.In conclusion, Deacons usually help the Priest and read scripture in the Mass.

Lastly, it is not a "low" rank in the Church, as training to become a Deacon takes over 4 years. Deacons can be seen as a higher rank than the standard Lay Person, or possibly even religious Brothers and Sisters.
Heirarchy of the Church:

1. Pope
2. College of Cardinals
3. Bishop
4. Priest
5. Deacon(my dad)/Religious Orders
6.everyone else
by TACTICALSQUAD July 29, 2008
A low-ranking member of the Roman Catholic Church.
Jones became a deacon of the church.
by Nicolai March 30, 2004
A low-ranking member of the Roman Catholic Church OR A low-ranking male member in the LDS(Mormon) church that has the Aaronic Priesthood.
Bob became a Deacon in the church.
by Dogbert2 July 15, 2005
To leave an online forum in a huff.
Fuck you guys. You guys are assholes. I'm Deaconing out of here
by Burt Sugarman March 12, 2010
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