Day Beat 

When you have sex with a girl during the day and sober. Commonly occurs with better looking girls who sleep around on the down low.

I'll be over there later, I have this day beat I got to take care of first.

Day Beat by Clint Hovis August 24, 2008

International Rock Beat Day 

April 4th (4/4) is International Rock Beat Day. A "rock beat" or "common time" is four beats per measure of music, the standard rhythm of most popular western music.

"We've got to play some Beatles records on April 4th... it's International Rock Beat Day!"

International Rock Beat Day by skittlekicker April 4, 2013

national beat up day 

beat down for 1 minute straight

hey bro it’s national beat up day

national beat up day by ZeroeXX November 5, 2019

international beat-off day 

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).

international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.

international beat-off day by Uncle Dimma September 17, 2014

National beat Thomas day 

You can beat anyone named Thomas’s ass

I just beat Thomas’s ass because today’s national beat Thomas day

National beat Thomas day by National _____ day !! April 18, 2020

National Beat Children Day 

The definition of "National Beat Children Day" is, where you can get people like Freya's loud and annoying sister, and beat them to smithereens.

ect. "Hey! Its National Beat Children Day!"

"What?"

KILL THE CHILDREN

National Beat Children Day by ManWhoHatesChildren October 12, 2020

National beat Jordan day 

On February 4th beat Jordan’s ass watch out Jordan I pray for you

Omg Becky it’s national beat Jordan day lets kick Jordan’s ass

National beat Jordan day by Suckmydickdaddy February 2, 2019