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International Rock Beat Day 

April 4th (4/4) is International Rock Beat Day. A "rock beat" or "common time" is four beats per measure of music, the standard rhythm of most popular western music.
"We've got to play some Beatles records on April 4th... it's International Rock Beat Day!"

national beat up day 

national beat up day by ZeroeXX November 5, 2019

international beat-off day 

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.

National beat Thomas day 

You can beat anyone named Thomas’s ass
I just beat Thomas’s ass because today’s national beat Thomas day

National Beat Children Day 

The definition of "National Beat Children Day" is, where you can get people like Freya's loud and annoying sister, and beat them to smithereens.
ect. "Hey! Its National Beat Children Day!"

"What?"

KILL THE CHILDREN

National beat Jordan day 

On February 4th beat Jordan’s ass watch out Jordan I pray for you
Omg Becky it’s national beat Jordan day lets kick Jordan’s ass