Davidanese

A long, lost language that is a branch of modern English. The language is full of contradictions (apparent by the first sentence in this definited) and only one individual has knowledge of the complete language.

This definition is written in Davidanese.

Giraffes really are snakes on a plane. If you understood Davidanese, the sentence would have made sense.

Davidanese by D Winsauer August 16, 2006

Daialexa 

The sexiest female there is

Daialexa is so sexy

Daialexa by Baaaaaam44 October 29, 2017

Davidplex

The very definition of a drama leech . All he does is feed of the attention and drama that is given to him by letting the people around him cause the drama for him so he can feed. If you come into contact with him avoid at all cost

Davidplex is a leech. David stop causing drama. I have an announcement davidplex is a bitch ass mother hubber he pissed on my wife

Davidplex by Unforeseen Consequences April 23, 2020

davidless 

To be without David. To be without someone named David.

"I was Davidless yesterday."

davidless by With StickerZ May 25, 2018

davidslefttoenail 

Some weird ass person on tiktok who makes almost all their horny followers happu

Hey did you watch davidslefttoenail',s Tiktok today?

Oh hell no-

davidslefttoenail by Allhailxemug June 27, 2021

davidsexual

davidsexual is like when your inlove with a boy named david that goes to eastview and you're always looking at him

"i am davidsexual"
"me and david made out"
"david is tasty"

davidsexual by - ilovemyboyfriend March 25, 2023

Davidlee 

A fat fucking tub of lard that won’t lose weight

They are so fat
Who -Davidlee

Davidlee by Joinph November 21, 2023