Darren is a small guy with a big heart. He has a great personality and a brilliant sense of humor. He can go a bit over the top but is too lovable to be mad at. He is a great person in general, with great musical talent but is most importantly an amazing boyfriend, he treats his girlfriend like a princess and knows how to make her feel special. He is also an amazing lover. He is gorgeous, with a super cute smile and beautiful blue eyes you could get lost in.
"that guys awesome, he must be called Darren!"
by Freckless February 17, 2012
A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.
Damnnn, that guy is one bad ass motherfucker, his name must be Darren!
by agnjlk March 08, 2007
Someone who has a crazy obsession for guns and other explosive devices. Finds sexual pleasure in guns other than actual girls. Gets very obsessed with girls who are 10x out of his league. Darren is usually a fat simple boy who likes to bake his cake and eat it too.
wow that boy is a darren!
by penguinxoxo April 04, 2011
A redneck obsessed with guns, drinking, and women. Will back stab his best friend if it means getting a woman, and will nearly break his best friends neck for trying to calm him down while he's on a drunk rampage. Also usually gets his ass kicked by native Americans.
Back stab Darren just fucked up yet again.
by stryker22 January 06, 2012
a person that so retarded and stupid, that they cant even classify to fall in the "fucknut" category, so a new level was created especially for them. The person cant read/write a simple sentence without confusing themselves, and will have all the symptoms of Alzheimer's, but wont actually have it.
by MorteKai October 27, 2011
The boy nobody likes, is such a loser, in special ed, not the best looking kid, loner, and awkward. Yet to me the cutest , most amazing boy, and i am head over heals for. I am the kind of popular girl that is in love with a 'loser' hoping he feels the same way.
You see that weird kid at the corner, he's such a darren.
by gues51 September 13, 2011