Darren is a small guy with a big heart. He has a great personality and a brilliant sense of humor. He can go a bit over the top but is too lovable to be mad at. He is a great person in general, with great musical talent but is most importantly an amazing boyfriend, he treats his girlfriend like a princess and knows how to make her feel special. He is also an amazing lover. He is gorgeous, with a super cute smile and beautiful blue eyes you could get lost in.
A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.
Damnnn, that guy is one bad ass motherfucker, his name must be Darren!
A redneck obsessed with guns, drinking, and women. Will back stab his best friend if it means getting a woman, and will nearly break his best friends neck for trying to calm him down while he's on a drunk rampage. Also usually gets his ass kicked by native Americans.
Someone who has a crazy obsession for guns and other explosive devices. Finds sexual pleasure in guns other than actual girls. Gets very obsessed with girls who are 10x out of his league. Darren is usually a fat simple boy who likes to bake his cake and eat it too.