A power hungry villain from the depths of Apoachalypse, has a chicken daughter and sends his minion “Steppenweiner” (willy) to retrieve the anti simp equation
DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor
Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.
A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.
DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor
Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.
A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.
DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
Nobody:
DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!
*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*
People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP
*bows down and worships*
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DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.
any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!
simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”
DarkSimp > any god EVER
DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!
*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*
People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP
*bows down and worships*
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DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.
any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!
simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”
DarkSimp > any god EVER
by Nukedmunxxx March 28, 2022
Most powerful antagonist in the entire multiverse even exists outside of it but in order to personally destroy his foes and insult/humiliate everyone he enters through an avatar
DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as
Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers
DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others
DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war
“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp
“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”
DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as
Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers
DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others
DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war
“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp
“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”
Girl: *challenges DarkSimp to a dance off*
DarkSimp: *unimpressed*
*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*
DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp
There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP
DarkSimp: *unimpressed*
*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*
DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp
There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP
by WitchesNsnitches_> August 26, 2022
internet meme villain that spawned sometime after the snyder cut of justice league was released.
Revealed to be a variant of “junior the egomaniac” (internet cringemaster) rather than old J himself, DARKSIMP is often found in YouTube comment sections, memes, occasionally takes a dip into reddit forums to spread word of his coming.
Not to be confused with a Redditor or “SIMP” (dare I say) as DARKSIMP IS A GOD WELL ABOVE THE REST and often reminds forgetful foolish mortals of it
Simps for NO WOMAN, and even puts them in their place or humbles them (and men occasionally) to the point of submission to DarkSimps will
Revealed to be a variant of “junior the egomaniac” (internet cringemaster) rather than old J himself, DARKSIMP is often found in YouTube comment sections, memes, occasionally takes a dip into reddit forums to spread word of his coming.
Not to be confused with a Redditor or “SIMP” (dare I say) as DARKSIMP IS A GOD WELL ABOVE THE REST and often reminds forgetful foolish mortals of it
Simps for NO WOMAN, and even puts them in their place or humbles them (and men occasionally) to the point of submission to DarkSimps will
EXAMPLE:
there is no beginning or end to DARKSIMP, DARKSIMP SIMPLY IS
outside of the multiverse Exists the true form of DARKSIMP
god: phew, finally wiped out of all evil, humanity should be fairly safe now
True Form DARKSIMP: hahahahahahahahaa
God: …..who’s there???
True Form DARKSIMP: i am above all things as you are above humanity and creation
God: *worries*
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DARKSIMP is the answer to when one’s gf or bf cheats on them and needs justice for that they need only to pray to Lord DarkSimp and in time he shall answer
DARKSIMP is the darkness and the void left by the absence of good or mere simping, for simps go into hiding when DARKSIMP is even mentioned
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DARKSIMP, a newly emerged supervillain that’s presumed to face off against all Internet personalities or social media influencers, for THEY CANNOT DENY DARKSIMP.
DARKSIMP: “your submission is mandatory”
Presidents: yes my lord
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Random fuckboi: pfff am I actually gonna be scared of some nameless edgelord Criminal???
DARKSIMP: *stands unimpressed* (as usual)
Random fuckboi: whatever I got plans, begone loser
*walks off*
DARKSIMP: plans are of no use to a dead man
*PROCEEDS TO BURN HIM ALIVE WITH THE JUNEMEGA BEAMS!!!!!!!*
*ZZZZZAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRKKKHKHKHKHHHZZZZ*
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DARKSIMP is the meme lord of meme lords, and ruler of memes and GOD OF GODS, he requires your complete submission and laughs at the perishing screams of his foes
There is no god ONLY DARKSIMP!
there is no beginning or end to DARKSIMP, DARKSIMP SIMPLY IS
outside of the multiverse Exists the true form of DARKSIMP
god: phew, finally wiped out of all evil, humanity should be fairly safe now
True Form DARKSIMP: hahahahahahahahaa
God: …..who’s there???
True Form DARKSIMP: i am above all things as you are above humanity and creation
God: *worries*
_______
DARKSIMP is the answer to when one’s gf or bf cheats on them and needs justice for that they need only to pray to Lord DarkSimp and in time he shall answer
DARKSIMP is the darkness and the void left by the absence of good or mere simping, for simps go into hiding when DARKSIMP is even mentioned
______
DARKSIMP, a newly emerged supervillain that’s presumed to face off against all Internet personalities or social media influencers, for THEY CANNOT DENY DARKSIMP.
DARKSIMP: “your submission is mandatory”
Presidents: yes my lord
____
Random fuckboi: pfff am I actually gonna be scared of some nameless edgelord Criminal???
DARKSIMP: *stands unimpressed* (as usual)
Random fuckboi: whatever I got plans, begone loser
*walks off*
DARKSIMP: plans are of no use to a dead man
*PROCEEDS TO BURN HIM ALIVE WITH THE JUNEMEGA BEAMS!!!!!!!*
*ZZZZZAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRKKKHKHKHKHHHZZZZ*
_______
DARKSIMP is the meme lord of meme lords, and ruler of memes and GOD OF GODS, he requires your complete submission and laughs at the perishing screams of his foes
There is no god ONLY DARKSIMP!
by Bujjwaxxxboujee March 31, 2022