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Dark Knighted 

Being that The Dark Knight movies were a trilogy. In the restaurant industry, if a server gets sat with three consecutive tables with people that are of African American decent, then you have just been Dark Knighted!
Logan: Hey Conner you have just been sat a third table.

Conner: They don't happen to be black, do they?

Logan: Yeah bro why?

Conner: Shit man that means I have just been Dark Knighted!!!

Logan: Damn!
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Dark Knighted 

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.
Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

Dark Knighter 

When one decides to see a movie several times, sometimes in succession, much like how many people saw The Dark Knight at least three times.
I hope you brought money for lots of popcorn. Billy and the gang are pulling a Dark Knighter.

A: Dammit, we missed the opening sequence to Watchmen!
B: It's all good, we're probably gonna pull a Dark Knighter so you should see the scene at least twice more.

Dark All-Knighter 

Pulling a "Dark All-Knighter" is when you go to see the premiere of the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight, on Friday morning at 12:01 A.M. or 3:30 A.M. and then stay up all night to go to work that Friday morning.
Yo dude, I went to see premiere of the new Batman movie last night at 12:01 A.M. then had to be in at work this morning at 8 so I pulled a Dark All-Knighter.
Dark All-Knighter by LADAWRXSTi August 10, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016