Darden

One who avoids sexual contact at all cost; due to social awkwardness combined with the extreme buildup of sexual frustration; derived from "hardened dorkus."

Ben was a good guy, but always such a darden at all the parties.

Darden by Roy Skivington November 9, 2007

Darden

Usually homosexual and extremely faggy, sassy the sweetest bitch you will ever meet.

Usually homeless and homosexual he goes around the streets of Harlem sucking homeless guys penisiss. A gay ass faggot. Yeah I’m going on the darden.

Darden by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018

Darden Hand

A hand with a perpetually closed fist often stemming from a physical issue preventing the hand from opening as normal. Can also be used to describe a hand with another physical deformation.

That man was born with a darden hand.

Darden Hand by DardenTheGreat February 12, 2026

Shykail Darden 

The realest nigga out there/got bags/get hoes you seen before/any nigga step against him/her gone get wacked.....Ummmmm did I say get hoes

I wish one of the Shykail Darden's lived out here.

Shykail Darden by Shykail Darden January 20, 2018

Juanita Darden 

Juanita Darden is a very freaky girl and pretty but is also a loner. Shes will always stick by your side

Juanita Darden is someone I wanna hang around.

Juanita Darden by baby_peaches February 4, 2022

Shykail Darden 

The realest nigga out there/got bags/get hoes you seen before/any nigga step against him/her gone get wacked.....Ummmmm did I say get hoes

I wish one of the Shykail Darden's lived out here.

Shykail Darden by Shykail Darden January 20, 2018

Mike Darden

Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..

Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden

Mike Darden by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018