by sexyschlarsoncock50000 September 10, 2021
by brandon K. April 8, 2006
A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.
“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle”
“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”
*gets bitten*
*dies*
“Serves you right”
“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”
*gets bitten*
*dies*
“Serves you right”
by Dapper Noodle August 26, 2022
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